Vice President Cheney, upon his return from a visit to former Soviet Bloc nations, during which he criticized Russian President…
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Remember the MG? Worse yet, did you ever own one? Then cower in fear. The Chinese bought the MG brand…
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Someone yelling, “Let’s play ball,” officially announces spring. Springtime and baseball seem to go together, as if God created springtime…
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I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn’t colored in years and I got the strange urge to…
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Joey, daring the spotlights that were scanning the warehouse in which he was holed up, took a quick look out…
Continue ReadingPalestinian Leadership Saved By Suitcase Loaded With Cash
The Palestinian leadership, experiencing an ongoing cash crunch because the civilized world refuses to support its unachievable vow to destroy…
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